Today's Tweets

[dangtri]

• 23:15 Why do communists drink herbal tea?
  
  Because all proper tea is theft. #
• 13:43 On my way to gatwick airport. To dublin on business. Hungry but breathing. #
• 14:18 Incorporating 500ml of juice into myself. Pondering: is pasta salad a liquid or paste? #
• 15:15 you're obviously right. Transporting the pasta through security in my stomach. #
• 17:25 uh-oh, doesn't look good for my trip to Dublin. no planes taking off from Heathrow OR Gatwick due to broken radar. #
• 17:44 Abysmal customer service from BA. Flight cancelled, no one told us. No BA personnel at all at any info desk. #
• 19:01 Have fallen victim to an air traffic control bug. Instead of dinner in Dublin it's a slow train and bus back to Brixton #

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